What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

Live and Let Die

Why did my crush like me for only two days in a row?

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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Goldfinger

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

From Russia With Love

How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-All the bad guys are black.

How did China invent gunpowder but it was the European nations that went out and “conquered the world using firearms”?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-J W Pepper

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do older men realize that younger women usually do not prefer them?

A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Octopussy

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Diamonds Are Forever

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Moonraker

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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